That Sarcastic Father Figure

You know, this might work as a retrofitted ad for a smart phone.

“You say you love me, but would you dye your hair brown for me?  Would you defend me to the police if I had too many at the bar?  Would our mugshots even look good together?”

I just tried to think of interesting, stylish actresses, and Selma Blair popped into my head.

He’d better behave this time.  If you think his ex could handle a golf club, Lindsay is pretty solid with a pair of skis and two poles.

“I know it’s too late, but I wish I’d been there for her hair all those years, especially that blonde phase. I want Khloe to know I’ll never be a ‘dead ends’ dad.”

Let this be Leo’s Oscar winning performance……let the professors who completed their thesis on Gatsby not freak out over the inaccuracies….let Toby Maguire be the Toby Maguire of “Wonder Boys”……

“You know you’re a Millennial kid when you realize it’s all over for Justin Bieber.”

“I was actually prepared to become a sex symbol later in life.  It was the inevitable result of millions of American women married to men who dress out of the Sears catalogue and can only string elaborate sentences together about football.” 

Gary Oldman’s career as defined through his hair.